What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?