Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What table can you never sit at?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What tea do footballers drink?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do burgers like to dance?