Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?