Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why are winter days great?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?