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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is the color of the wind?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why is a computer so smart?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?