What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
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What's the world's weakest animal?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the politest month?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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