Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?