What did autumn say to summer?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why are books always so angry?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did electricity win the race?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?