What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?