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Why was the computer cold at work?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What bee is good for your health?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?