Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How is life like toilet paper?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?