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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

How does dinner smell?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?