What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How is life like toilet paper?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.