What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?