What did the robot want for Christmas?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

How do animals blend into the desert?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why was the cat so small?