Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?