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What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?