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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How do you prevent a summer cold?