What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?