When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Which state is the cleanest?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?