Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
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