What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is the smallest lion?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call an old snowman?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?