Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What table can you never sit at?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
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