Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?