Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?