What do cats wear to work?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What school subject really rocks?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?