Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?