What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

When should you stop for a glow worm?