Why do trees have so many friends?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?