What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
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