What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's a forklift?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How is cat food sold?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?