Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do fairies always drink?
What is a table you can eat?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay'sĀ®?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What job in the NFLĀ® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
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