What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What insect runs away from everything?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What does an evil hen lay?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?