Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What table can you never sit at?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the duck cross the road?
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