Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
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