What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?