Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
How long will dinner be?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do hurricanes see?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
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