I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What country has the most fish?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's the difference between weather and climate?