What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's the richest basketball team?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where is the coldest place to work?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Which singer could always break a five?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a cat's favorite song?