What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the turtle cross the road?