What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Which family member is always relieved?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?