Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Where do chips wear socks?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?