What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What food is a man's best friend?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What horn never makes a sound?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you give a pony with a cold?