Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
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