Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
It's allergy season again?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
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