What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What does the sun drink out of?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?