Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
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How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a forklift?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
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Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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