Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
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Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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