What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What animal knows kung fu?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?