What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
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