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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

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Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do Scottish toads play?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

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What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?