What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a forklift?