Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What fish only swims at night?

What animal floats best?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What food is a man's best friend?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?