What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
How long do chickens work?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
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