What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
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