What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
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