What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why are the mountains so tired?