What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?