What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do you get kids to do something?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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