Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What words make the best athletes?

What's E.T. short for?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?