I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?