Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do books sleep?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What words make the best athletes?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?