What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?