Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do insects learn at school?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?