Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?