What's the saddest part of the week?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Bears love exotic cars.

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?