How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?