What do mice do when they're at home?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?