When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What fish only swims at night?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What kind of computers do horses use?