Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What is the wealthiest fish?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call a very small Valentine?