What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why do mice need oiling?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What is the smallest lion?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?