What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What car always breaks the rules?
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