What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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