What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
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