What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's the difference between weather and climate?