What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
If you need help building an ark..
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How does a cow do math?
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