Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
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