Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

How does a barber get to work?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..