What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which elf is the best singer?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?