What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?