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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What event do spiders love to attend?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?