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Missile toes!
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Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
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Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
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Why was the spider so smart?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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