What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What kind of bird can write?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?