Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?