What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
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What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
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