What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why do cats love to work?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?