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What do you call a silly hill?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why was the cat so small?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?