Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What day do hands always go to church?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

How can you farm during the winter?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?