Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Do dads always snore?