What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What shape is bad at driving?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Did you know about April 1st?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are English teachers so smart?
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