What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

When do astronauts eat?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did the airline worker name her child?