What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
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