What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
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