Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why didn't the melons get married?

How did the tree feel in spring?

It's Crowded!

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?