What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?