What do fish do at parades?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?