Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
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