Which tree can't stop crying?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?