Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who is Pepto-Bismol'sĀ® favorite band?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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