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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What game do mice love to play?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What is a parrot's favorite game?