What did one plate say to the other?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

When does a horse talk?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why didn't the melons get married?