Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What shape has a knighthood?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do math teachers eat?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?