My leaf blower doesn't work.

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What game do mice love to play?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?