Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?