Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?