What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What kind of books do boats write?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?