What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a pig thief?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What's the most determined bird?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?