What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why is the beach so confident?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?