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When does a horse talk?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do math teachers eat?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?