What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why are cars magic?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where do books sleep?