What day do hands always go to church?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What table can you never sit at?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Where do clowns go on vacation?