What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are turtles so shy?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What sports are both plant-based?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?