Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What type of car do planets buy?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?