What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call a sleeping bull?