What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which bug is related to you?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?