Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
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