Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a Zen egg?
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