Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

When is a baseball player like a thief?