Why are all priests fit?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the sick chicken say?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did electricity win the race?