What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do fairies always drink?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?