What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?