Why did the duck cross the road?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the shower say to the toilet?