What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do cats wear to work?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
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