What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the elk have great hair?
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