What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did summer catch autumn?