What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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