Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?