Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What's the loudest sport?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What condiment has wings?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call a pile of cats?